What does your car say about you? If it’s black, it says you are mysterious. Or Knight Rider. Or both. If it’s a Ford Probe or a Pontiac Vibe, it says you are willing to buy a car solely based on whether its name sounds like a pleasuring device. And if you’re driving a Honda or a Toyota, it says you are a freedom-killing asshole who wishes for another Pearl Harbor.
But if you drive this…well, it says you are pussy magnet.
“Mom, how did you and dad meet?”
“Well, dear, I was at the grocery store walking past three pick-up trucks in the parking lot. Only one of them stood out from the crowd. It was big and sexy, and a diesel. Luckily, a sticker on the windshield told me so. I took off my panties and threw them at the driver. The rest is history.”
Pros:
- It’s big.
- It’s sexy.
- It has a “Cat” vanity plate and snow plow lights on the hood (you thought we we were going to say “diesel” here, didn’t you?).
Cons:
- No TruckNutz on the back. We checked.
- “Big Sexy” Kevin Nash fans are sure to feel misled.
- Todd Palin is not the owner.
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